Back After A Long Absence

Wow, you say. Fucking Jake's been away for a hell of a long time now. About time the dumb bastard showed up here again.

Ya, well, you'd be right. I was spending entirely too much time on Facebook and was stupidly ignoring folks over here on Google's platform who are probably much smarter than me when it comes to social networking. Mea culpa, dudes.

So, what have I been up to?

Well, I've been spending more time writing, and in fact released two new erotic horror stories earlier this month. So far, they're doing very well. Oddly enough, most of my sales seem to happen on Friday and Saturday nights, but I'm not going to make any assumptions as to why that might be.

I moved last year. The dog loves it now that we're out of an apartment and living in a real house. My girlfriend (who prefers to remain nameless here) likes that there's enough of a yard that we can throw parties. No, nothing fluffy. I'm talking real parties with beer, burgers, wieners, and a dug-in firepit to cook them on.

Right now, I'm working on building an outdoor bar shed. Saw a friend who had one and decided I wanted one, too. The yard's big enough to build one, with lots of room to spare. I'll put up pictures when it's done. :)

The house is big enough that I finally have office space to use for my writing. I no longer have to have a desk in my room to do that, or sit on the couch to do it with the potential for televised distractions. (That never ends well when I'm trying to write and the game is on.)

So, what have you all been up to? Anything interesting? I've just GOT to know!

Cheers!

Jake

PS: The new stories are MOAN FOR THE TENTACLE and A DARKER SHADOW. The latter is not tentacle related, but is still very creepy erotic horror. Let me know how you like the new ones when you can! Thanks.

 

A New Tentacle Story! "Sworn to the Tentacle God"!

I've just released a new tentacle story full of fun tentacle action, tentacle spunk and young women eager to have a tentacle in each and every hole in their bodies.

Check out Sworn to the Tentacle God at Amazon.com to get your copy now. It's also a Kindle Select story, so if you have an Amazon Prime membership, you can borrow it for FREE!

 

I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

What's Forthcoming...

I'm currently working on "Emily and the Alien Tentacle" while also working on a novella, "Laurie and the Alien Tentacle". "Laurie's" taking longer than I anticipated, but that's because it's more involved.

"Emily" should be out for you by the middle of this next week. It's a departure from where the stories have gone previously, but it opens doors for other possibilities in the structure of the stories.

Don't worry -- there'll still be plenty of hot tentacle action and horrific endings to things. I wouldn't dream of taking that away from you.

Anyhow, off to take care of myself and try to get better.

Jake

Health Update...Bleh

Damned cold has settled into my head. Sore ears, throat, lots of phlegm...

 

I don't get sick very often but when I do, it really makes an appearance. BAH!

 

I've never made a very good patient at all. I've always been more along the lines of an impatient, really. I want it all over with, and I want it all over with now. Sadly, it rarely listens to what I want and only does what it wants.

 

I'm hoping that with plenty of fluids, and not overdoing things, I can get better soon. This doesn't mean I won't be writing, because you can bet your ass I'll be doing that, but I'm not going to push myself the way I normally do.

 

If you have any suggestions on what I might to do beat this shit, please post them in the comments. If they're not too off-the-wall, I'll give them a try.

 

Thanks, guys.

 

Jake

Forthcoming Compendium...

I have decided that once I publish the fourth story in the "...and the Alien Tentacle" series, that I will also package up all four and offer them as a single unit.

It makes more sense to me to do things that way.

I'll keep you posted on further developments.